Stop Mailing These To Me

I know this is random, but this irks me...

[caption id="attachment_2275" align="alignnone" width="300"] Novice Parent: "Hey, that might come in handy!"[/caption]

Every time I get one of these in the mail I want to punch Geoffrey the Giraffe in the throat. I fell for that coupon back when I was a parenting apprentice. I'm a master level, Six Sigma black belt parent now. I know the back of this coupon by heart:

[caption id="attachment_2276" align="alignnone" width="604"] So basically I can get a soda.[/caption]

This is just another clever Jedi mind trick.