To Whom It May Concern,
There will be no new post today. I did not have time to write one last night. No, the saga of the canceled vacation continues as the peril of the ringbearer deepens.
I went from going to Florida to going to Vegas to now finding myself about 30 mins away from Langhorn, PA. What's in Langhorn? Why, the devil himself. We are going to Sesame Place where Elmo sits upon a throne constructed out of the shattered financial dreams of parents everywhere.
Sesame Street may be free but Sesame Place sure as hell isn't. I've already spent 90 on the tickets and 15 in tolls. I can tell you how to get to Sesame Street alright...Start at an ATM machine and keep straight.
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