As a stay at home parent in a downtrodden economy I'd like to say, on behalf of all broke people everywhere, Elmo, Big Bird and any of those other people at Sesame Street Live can kiss my ass! $90 for floor seats? Not total, but $90 each! Really? Talk about forgetting where the hell you came from. Didn't you muppets start on PBS akaPublic Broadcasting Service?As far as I'm concerned, every building on Sesame Street is public housing aka the projects. How dare you project dwelling bastards ask me for $90 when I've given so much to keep the lights running on Sesame Street. I bet if Mitt Romney had won you would've been humble and come up here with some sensible prices.
For $90 my daughter deserves more than just a folding chair down on the floor. She deserves to ride into the arena on a snuffalupolous' back and then sit in an arm chair stuffed with 100% Big Bird down feathers. She better get a free autographed program and the last page better have a map that tells me how to get...how to get to Sesame Street.
Since that's not what we're gonna get, we're not going. I refuse to pay you that much for floor seats and anything cheaper will probably require us to look up at the screen to know what's going on. If I wanted to watch Sesame Street on a screen I'd stay home and do it for free.
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