So here's the deal: The election is over, Obama won and now begins the winter of my discontent. The Inauguration is coming. As a person who already despises eight out of ten tourists in "my" city, the Inauguration is like the apocalypse to me. Hundreds of thousands of people will descend upon my town and with them comes more traffic jams and even more people Cupid Shuffling across the street.
Worse than that is witnessing what happens when the hustler's ambition hits some of these bammas around here (Yeah I said bammas. I'm feeling DC-ish today). Don't get me wrong, I love a good hustle. Personally, I plan to rent out every cubic inch of my apartment to any out of towner with the right price. I'll staple people to the ceiling if I have to. But what I saw four years ago was just sad. I call it Obamery. Words fail to describe it, so I compiled a brief slideshow.
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