Goodbye

Okay, so I'm writing this on the 19th and scheduling it to publish on the 21st. If you're reading this then there are two scenarios.

1) The world didn't end. That's good news. I'm probably out celebrating that, but it does mean that those school loans are still due, so...yeah.

2) The world did end, but not for you which means that I somehow made it on the Rapture bus. I have NO idea how that happened. Maybe there was a raffle or something or they just decided to go a completely different direction with it at the last minute. I don't know. But you're welcomed to all my stuff in my apartment, provided my wife and daughter are Rapturized with me. If they're still there then all bets are off.

I guess there is a third option

3) It just hasn't ended yet. The end of the world is kind of a gray area. I usually set these things to post at 7AM, so...You may not have actually made it and I may not have a seat on that bus after all. So what do we do with our last few hours? I'm probably asleep right now. I think I'll keep doing that.

Good luck and if tomorrow comes then I'll see ya then.