Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Michael Bay Remaking Ninja Turtles!!!

Michael Bay, the same man who put two bullets into the back of the head of my childhood memories of Transformers, is remaking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. According to EW he's changing the origin story too. No longer the result of mutagen coming into contact with four baby turtles who fell down a sewer, these new turtles will be aliens from another planet.

[caption id="attachment_1999" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="WHY!!!???"][/caption]

Why Michael Bay? Why? Do you just hate 80s babies?

You screwed us by making the main character of the TRANSFORMERS franchise a human being. And once and for all...Megatron is supposed to be a GUN, not an airplane. So now here we go with Teenage (Alien) Ninja Turtles. Are there ninjas in space?

Let me tell you one thing Mr Bay: You put your hands on Thundercats or He-Man and it's on!

 

1 comment:

  1. [...] Michael Bay Remaking Ninja Turtles!!! (mentalstorage.com) 33.629319 -85.804754 Rate this: Share this: Pin ItEmailMoreDiggShare on TumblrPrintLike this:LikeBe the first to like this post. This entry was posted in Animation News, Geek Time and tagged Disney, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Michael Bay, Nickelodeon, Paramount Pictures, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Television program, YouTube by barcncpt44. Bookmark the permalink. [...]

    ReplyDelete