"This face right here, Gina, belongs on the tizzube!"
I finally got around to creating a Youtube channel. You can check it out here. Don't get too excited, I only have one video. It kinda sucks, but I'm getting my feet wet with iMovie. I'm sure there's something better out there to use, but I'm what the French call, 'Le Broke', so I have to use what came with my computer. Also, pay no attention to the monotone voice. I have a cold, I'm doped up on medicine and I was trying to sound serious.
Okay, so I finally got around to creating a Youtube channel and uploading a video. Now I'm not gonna lie. It sucks. I personally hate the sound of my own voice (although I love talking incessantly), and I have a cold so I sound super monotone. I assure you that I have an actual personality and a mastery of things like 'inflection' and 'tone.' It's my first video and I'm still figuring iMovie out. Give me a pass. I promise the next one will have some pizazz.
I'm asking everyone to cross their fingers and pray to their respective gods. If you worship money, that'd really be helpful as I signed up for Adsense, which means that for every 1,000 views I'll get like a nickel or something. Anyway, I'm praying that I don't catch the ire of someone crazy. The decision to use my real name on this blog was not made lightly. People are looking for any reason not to hire someone these days and I'm sure that I've given them plenty of excuses with the profanity, bad grammar and honesty. "You quit working to watch your baby? Shiftless! Get outta here!" I've been even more wary of using pictures of myself and especially pictures of my daughter. People are crazy. I've written about some of them at length.
But I really enjoy writing and if I ever get a moment alone I'd like to put together a little e-book or something of all my adventures. It worked out well for The Hobbit and we're about the same size. If he can do it, why can't I? Anyway, I figure that if I half ass it then I don't really believe in myself. If by some strange happenstance a grammatically challenged e-book about a baby trying to kill a grown man becomes a best seller...someone is bound to find out what I look like, what my kid looks like and all sorts of other personal details. So, there it is, a Youtube video that finally puts a face to the legend of the warrior-baby.
Enjoy.
PS, I promise they'll get better and I'll sound like I have an emotion chip.
Yo! Guess what I getting my almost two year old neice for Xmas? Hint: I just read about it. I swear to toys r us that I will provide photographic proof at a later date.
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