Cain is Able

It's almost like one of those prescription drug commercials:

Do you have a vagina? If so, you may have been sexually harassed by Herman Cain. Ask your bank if coming forward is right for you.

The latest woman to come forward says that she had an affair with him for 13 years. That's not an affair, that's a second marriage. Maybe he should be President. He definitely has the multitasking thing down. Keeping two women happy for 13 years while simultaneously sexually harassing four other women and running The National Restaurant Association. I have one wife, no women on the side and I'm stressed out most of the time.

I may have been wrong about him.