The baby strikes again!
I went to Buy Buy Baby (the name really does say it all, doesn't it) to get a baby food maker and the guy at the register took pity on me and gave me $25 off. "Man you look like you just trying to do the best that you can with that baby and handle your responsibilities. Plus, this joint is expensive. Here's a coupon that somebody left behind."
Then I went to Bloomingdale's to buy my wife something and the two saleswomen went crazy over my daughter. "She's so cute. Look at how she smiles at me. She must like me..." I have no problem using my baby. So anyway, when I got to the register the same exact thing happened. First she did the usual, "If you put this on your [store] card then you could save 15%." I declined as usual and she was like, "Well since you have that pretty baby with you, I'll go ahead and give you the discount anyway."
Please, if you don't have one...go out and cop a new baby. They're like human coupons.
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