I would like to take this moment to thank every no good nigga out there who doesn't take care of his kids. I feel bad for your kids because they're missing out on getting to know you, but from the bottom of my heart, I THANK YOU for being you. If not for you, I would not get so much attention and props for doing something I actually want to do.
I've already written about how I have to carry an umbrella around at all times for the random women that fall out of the sky. I'm a faithful and loving husband, but if my wife eveeeeeer decides she wants to leave...I'm keeping the baby. I have Beyonce and Jada Pinkett clones approaching me 24/7 just to see the baby. I love my wife, but this baby is my AAA. If the marriage breaks down, I can just phone in some help.
So anyway, I'm at the DMV today. It usually takes 45 minutes to an hour to get help. I was in and out in 5 minutes. First the security guard let me to the front of the line since I had a baby. Then the lady at the desk hooked me up with the "next in line" ticket. With at least 40 people in front of me, I was called in the first two minutes.
The girl at the desk talked my baby for about five minutes, then called her coworker over to the desk to look at the baby and the coworker just happened to be the one to make an exception for my issue. "Since you got that cute baby with you and you taking care of your responsibilities, Imma hook you up."
So to every no good dude out there...THANK YOU. Keep up the good work. Imma see if I can work this con over at Equifax or Transunion. "I have a baby...can I get 100 points on my credit?
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