Monday, October 18, 2010

Toucan Sam Succumbs To Bird Flu

The legendary actor was just 53 years old when he passed away at an Argentina hospital this morning. Flu related deaths are extremely rare in the animal kingdom, however doctors believe that a weakened immune system from years of drug abuse played a factor.

Some may recall that years ago the beloved spokesman for Kelloggs was arrested as part of a combined sting operation between various government agencies when anonymous sources close to the actor tipped authorities that Sam's trademarked slogan, Follow your nose, was actually a coded message advocating cocaine usage in children.

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