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A video surfaced last week of a guy getting attacked on the Metro by a teenage girl. The victim says the girl was around 12 years old, but after watching the video I figure that shew as at least fourteen or fifteen. 12 or 15, it doesn't matter. My question is:

How in the hell does a 12-15 year old beat up a 40 year old man?

Now I'll admit that some of these kids are huge thanks to the hormones in our food, but I just can't conceive of a kid whooping my ass. In the video you see the guy get hit and then scream at the girl, "What was that for? What did I do to you? Stop it! I'm not playing with you, stop it!"

Now, let's review what went wrong here. I'll give a play by play and then tell you what should have happened.

*Punched in the face for seemingly no reason*

The guy: "What was that for?"
Me: (While cracking three of the bones in her face with my fist) "BITCH! What the fuck is wrong with you?"

The guy: (As she keeps hitting him) "Stop it!"
Me: (If the little girl is still standing, then I'm giving body shots) "Don't nobody put there hands on me."
Me: (If the little girl is not standing, then I'm using my body weight to hold her down while I call 911) "Hey, I just knocked a little girl out for punching me on the subway. Look, I need yall to get her fast and record this conversation because I don't want it coming back on me that I hit a little kid for no reason. The bitch walked up and stole me in my face so I clocked her two good times. Yall need to send an ambulance for her and her little friend that's now walking up on me like he's gonna do something too."

The guy: (While the little girl is still hitting him and now taunting him) "I'm not playing with you"
Me: (If the girl is still standing and swinging) "It's all fun and games until somebody gets thrown on the third rail." (Then I proceed lift her chunky ass up and shot put her over onto the third rail)
Me: (If the girl is not standing and her little friends tried to intervene) "Yall think it's all fun and games until somebody gets thrown on the third rail" (Then I proceed to rush those little bastards onto the tracks one by one)

"You Win--Fatality"