I don't remember what I was watching but it had something to do with time travel and the thought popped in my head, "What would you do if you had a time machine." Everybody probably thinks that at some point. Does it make me a greedy bastard that my first thought was to go back to 1987 and go to McDonald's?
When I was five, McDonald's was the shit. As a matter of fact, all food was the shit in the late 80's. Me and the wife were at a diner one day and I got a Coke and the first thing out of my mouth was, "Taste this, it tastes like Cokes from back when we were little." I don't care what it was: Froot Loops, Filet-o-Fish, Now-and-Laters, even Cup o' Noodle soup--All of it tasted better back then.
What the hell happened? The natural assumption is that everything is overprocessed these days, but I highly doubt that back then they had a real chef cooking up soup and then drying it out to fit in those little cups. All I know is that food today sucks.
My fat man rant is over. Carry on.
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