Tea Anyone?

I don't know what it is, but I like the Tea Party people...uh, Tea Partiers...whatever you call them. They remind me of George Bush and I loved him. I haven't been the same since he left office.

I don't know about you, but every single time George W was on TV, I felt...smarter. No matter how bad things were going for me, he always lifted my spirits. I mean, if he could be President then I could do anything!




Then Obama showed up with his fancy words and self-written speeches. My self esteem took a nose dive. Harvard? Lawyer? Articulate? Fuck! I'm a college drop out with bad credit. How the hell can I compete with that?

Then came Sarah Palin!

Talk about The Little Engine that Could. I thought we were done with her ass when she hammered the nail into John McCain's coffin, but noooooo. She went back to Alaska, called up Glenn Beck and all of the other Fraggles and they went to marchin' on Washington.

Now, I don't really know what the hell the Tea Party wants. I don't think they know what the hell they want. All I know is that I hope they stay around for just a little while longer. It's like George Bush got wet and ate after midnight at the same time. All these little spawns of Bush are running around saying equally stupid shit and my self esteem couldn't be higher. I feel...beautiful inside. Thank you Sarah Palin! Thank you!!!

Viva la Tea Party! I think Imma go buy some Lipton tea and throw in the Potomac right now.