Two thoughts weighing heavily on my mind that I need to get out:
1) If I ever see the WikiLeaks guy, I'm fucking him up on sight.
2) What the hell is wrong with North Korea.
First....
I'm trying to do my part and invest in some fledgling stocks...mainly the banking industry. I know it's risky, but if things turn around one could make a huge gain. Just as things are getting better, jackass from Wikileaks comes back with his "announcement" that he'll publish documents from "one of the biggest banks in the US." Could you be any less specific? He made that announcement over a year ago. Why the hell are you still talking about what you're gonna do? You're messing with my money and playing with my money is like playing with my emotions. So...if I ever see him, Imma bust his head to the white meat. Imma go Kim Jong-Il on his ass.
Speaking of which...
What the hell is wrong with North Korea...making it rain on those people over in South Korea. You got beef with your neighbor? Fine. I get that. My neighbors get on my damned nerves too. But dude, watch your mouth when grown folks are talking. You don't talk to Mama Liberty (America) like that. I'm not super patriotic, but I am aware of my surroundings and Lil Kim, trust me when I tell you that you don't wanna mess with these crazy ass people over here.
Lil Kim Jong has been real big with his, "We got nukes" chest puffing. On behalf of Barack, I have this to say: Whatever you about to discover, we off that. We started this nuke thing. You are threatening a country where people kill each other over tennis shoes and puffy coats. Do you know the type of ass whooping you'll get if you so much as light a bottle rocket facing our direction?
Go back to your little fort, listen to your iPod and re-evaluate your life, man. Have a frappucino or a slurpee or something.
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