My daughter is a year and eight months old today. She can navigate an iPod and iPad with no issue. She knows which songs she wants to hear by looking at the album cover art. She can spell two or three words, count to twenty and has been doing amazingly advanced things for the past three or four months...
And I have no proof of it.
Like that frog on Looney Toons, she won't do any of it outside of the house. Every time I try to get it on camera she shuts down. Today she was in the house spelling.
S-T-O-P, stop! S-T-O-P, stop!
P-O-T-T-Y, potty, potty!
I pull out my phone to record it and what does she do?
Apple?
Milk?
P-P-L-K-Z, Car!
So now I look like a dumb ass. A couple of months ago, she was running around the house singing James Brown and Michael Jackson songs.
"Baby Baby baby, baby baby baby. Ow. Good god!"
It's adorable. It's the kind of stuff that gets you on TV...and in other words, it's the kind of stuff that gets us some money. It's exploitable. LOL
I put up a camera on the bookshelf and tried to get her to do it. She started crying. I turn off the camera and she starts singing again. She's screwing with me!
My friends came over and did the "You gave a baby a iPod for Christmas!" look. I handed it to her and said, "Watch this." She sat there playing with the settings app. They left, and she started singing the sesame street theme before cutting it on and finding that song.
I guess she's saying, "You won't get rich off me."
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