10 Signs That You Have A Small Child

In no particular order

1. You catch yourself unconsciously singing cartoon theme songs when you're alone.

2. The absence of a car seat is the thing that tips you off that you're walking up to the wrong car.

3. You've become accustomed to not eating food while it's still hot.

4. Sleep?

5. You know at least one board book by heart.

6. Glory be to Elmo.

7. You either spell things a lot or use synonyms because someone is listening.

8. Silence makes you suspicious.

9. You're critical of every labor and delivery scene in movies, especially the squeaky clean 6 month olds they pass off as newborns.

10. If none of the above applies to you, there's a 75% chance that you're probably paying child support.