A King Walks Among You

I absolutely love my neighborhood. I'm like royalty to these people. Just last night I was walking down the street and every single person went out of their way to avoid making eye contact. You can't look royalty in the eye, you know.

The women switched their purses to the outside to avoid accidentally hitting me. Can't hit the king with a commoner's luggage.


Some people went so far as to actually cross the street when they saw me coming. I guess they didn't feel worthy to walk on the same side as me. 

I wish I had a house. That way they could honor my wife, Tammy, by lighting a bunch of lowercase t's in the front yard.

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