Black Friday...In A Nutshell

Gladiators stand in line for hours for the honor to enter a large arena where they'll battle hundreds of other people for something shiny. Those victorious in battle will then advance to the Feat of Patience where they must stand in another line. If successful, they earn the right to leave the arena but must first pay a toll equal to (but usually greater than) the value of the shiny object. They then jump in their carriages and participate in the Victory Parade which travels approximately 20 mph down the highway.

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