Daddy’s Log
Star date: 9.29.10
The Devil's hands have been busy. This is not the future that I knew. The baby has changed things and I don't know what tomorrow holds. There was a time when the living room could've doubled as an Ikea Showroom--sleek, organized, CLEAN. Now, it looks like a gremlin went crazy in the Fisher Price factory after a midnight binge.
The baby had one job to do: sit there and be adorable. You can't rely on anyone these days. How something that can't walk or talk or move freely is able to scatter baby swings, diapers, jumpers and other booby traps throughout the house is something that I can't figure out. She's sleep now and although she only sleeps twenty eight minutes a day, that's more than enough time for me to plot my revenge.
I'm Ordale J. Allen, this is Daddy's Blog and if you're reading this YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE!
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